6:14 PM / Tuesday, September 18, 2007
THE "LAO NIANG" CEO
OH THANK YOU DEAR HIGNESS ON THE ICONS
YOU SAVED MY DAY AND BROADEN MY KNOWLEDGE ON BEAUTIFYING MY UGLY LAPTOP
as i'm typing this i can visualizes a couple of simple scenarios
as i'm typing tis...
1/ some muthafucker is right behind of me sawing my brain open
2/the same muthafucker is knocking my head wit a hammer, over and over
for the past 24hours
nothing as close and as relevant when i say
it really, really feels as tho as
someone is opening up my brain and trying to pluck my nerves
as if like strumming a guitar
my head is about to explode!!
on the contrary
i'm here bloggin
watever-la-aaasssss
PLUS
and i'm been caughing my lungs out
and of course every idiot knows homosapiens are being thrown into this cruel world with only 1 fucken pair of lungs
and apparently they don't work that well at all in most cases
last checked, mine are thankfully still intact
but functionality wise, ah wells
let's just put it in a way that MY age is catching up
how gross.
to this very day,
i have just have to be a sucker and admit i feel intimidated with my age
ok. being random is just NOT my cup-of-cake
and to be honest a lil
i have been too 'omfg' random so i'll stop all this shites
hmmm
i remembered i was supposed to blog on the eventful saturday session
that 2 tiny bottle of chivas
where i was tortured my ears by shan liang shan jie mei
VERY VERY impressing and talented replica
professionally ge tai trained
only absent were the shimmering dresses
and i was warned no names please
and so discreetly told;
they were j*ey - da jie
e*leen - lao er, full time dancing queen
(i tink she prefer solo performances)
j*yce - hip hop name is shorteqisz
(full time back up singer)
yup. no names it is
hurhurhur
ceo was happily drinking with the newly aqquainted 1/3 member of shan liang mei
lao wai was busy doing her hip dance ala shakira of the 80s
sc & pt budd wit handphones
i can conclude that prolly boy band ken & fa sang e best and broke a glass or two that nite
me? i merely did a rendition of "HOT LOVE OF THE DESERT"
and i got some small wails from the mad children
erxin
come to tink of it
ok aights. 11.30 till 6 pm
that only a close fo seven fucken hours of ear and eyes & kidney torture
nt that bad
i ended up in a whole
no chopping of my hands and legs
despite numerous performances from the "gliterring 3 getai sis"
my threshold of pain is increasing
lolx
nice
k. head exploded
need to clear up the mess
hey! i know who u are ok
NB
your links here !